This is a story a badly written done in 2 hours throw together badly set up OOC as I don’t know what story…so please enjoy this tour de force comdey del arte and farce :P I mean this all in a joking way no one get offended okay purely comedy
A charcoal black Nissan pulls up near a barn.
“Kim wait aren’t you going to tell them about the drive!” Cat
“God knows it was painfully long enough” Lum
“No we’re skipping that and I’ll get to it later” Kim
And three ladies stepped out. Each one screams elegance, strength and hidden purpose. The tallest one opens the trunk and distributes a pack to each of them. They silently run the stretch of land to the barn. Slowly they pull the door open. The room’s only light radiated from the moon framed in a high window near the hey loft. The sliver orb threw a spotlight on a sole figure chained to a butter churn.
“Peter!” The three girls cried running to him. As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with torches.
”Hold on run that by me again.” Lum
“ As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with torches. What about it?” Kim
“Torches? In a barn full of hey?” Lum
“Well I doubt they are aquianted with the evils of a flashlight, they’re Amish!” Kim
“You ever hear of a Lantern?” Lum
“Like I said~
As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with lanterms. The four where surrounded by what seemed to be a community of Amish brandishing pitchforks people dressed in gray, white, and black.
“No…color…so…plain…”Peter murmured
“Peter-” Catherine reached out to him
“Stop right there!” The oldest of Community yells, pulling a cross from under his shirt. The woman to his left splashes holy water at the girls.
“Do they think we’re Vampires?” Kim whispers to Lauren
“Silence! We need not hear your witches tounge!” A woman with a small child yells covering his ears.
“Aye! You must be in league with this Wizard! The one that took the rainbow down from the sky and wears it to keep his britches up!” A man with a Bible says.
The pitchfork circle tightens a little. Lauren still having her wits about her reaches into the pack and pulls out a small spork with little roses painted on it. Waving it high into the air she cries, “Wicked Rose Power!”
“Wicked Rose Power?”Lum
“Can I get a bloody break Sailor Moon has made a come back to Cartoon Network in case you didn’t know!” Kim
“REALLY!?! What time?” Cat
“Um…3:30…4:00 maybe...Hamtaro comes on right after it, cute show-“Kim
“COULD WE PLEASE KEEP GOING!” Lum
“Yeah so anyway-“
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Blossom!
“Blossom! Blossom WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT A POWER PUFF GIRL AND I DON’T HAVE A SIBLING THAT GOES ‘WHOA’ EVERY 2 SECONDS!”
“Understood!”
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Black Lotus!
”That’s not a rose”Lum
“Oh come on cut me a break”
“Fine”
Attired in black pumps, black mini skirt, Red ribbon in her hair, another around her waist and black peasant shirt with little demon wings in the back she does look like a witch!
“Excuse me?”
“Hey I could have dressed you like Evila.”
“Carrying on!’
“Thorn Judgment!”
With that she undoes the ribbon around her waist and uses it as a whip sending thorns flying to the ground in front of the feet of the enemy.
“Any time now you guys can help!” Lauren yells.
“Right!”
Kim pulls out a spork with silver crosses on it. With a swift wave and “Sanctuary Strength!”
With that a time stops and she is surrounded by a white light. In her background there are white feathers. Soon the light wraps around her and forms wings that surround her completely when they open they reveal Cross Wings!
“Cross wings…(snicker)” Lum
“Hey hey! It’s 9 at night and I’m low on creativity okay! Like I said cut me some slack!”
Her outfit consists of white lace up knee high combat boots, a white mini skirt, White choker with a cross, silver bells at the wrists of a white peasant shirt with little angel wings in the back.
Catherine pulls out a glass spork yelling “Glass Globe!”
Time pauses once more and Catherine is engulfed in sparkles. Her background is a mirror as the sparkles consume her the mirror shatters and the Glass Guardian is presented
The ensemble consisted of a clear heels, a silk skirt with a glittery screen of fabric on the outside, pouches hung from her and a see though peasant shirt with pixie wings with strap shirt under.
“That doesn’t sound that great” Cat
“OH COME ON!”Kim
“Ok ok…”Cat
With that the fight began. "Relflection!Cat poured glass particles from her pouches drving the Amish into a panic of sneezing and itching.
“Come back here!!” Lauren yelled at a little Amish boy that had been goggleing at her during transformation.
“Implied nudity is part of every Pretty Magic Girl Transformation sad for everyone” Kim
“Lauren don’t kill him!” Cat threw glass dust at her sister freezing her in mid leap. The Amish boy ran away screaming.
Kim rang her bells deafening the Amish men forcing them to drop there pitchforks. Lauren was let down just as the Amish boy can running back with a bucket of pig’s blood. He threw it at Lauren covering from head to toe.
“HIT THE DIRT!!” Cat screamed rolling into the fetal position.
“WHAT? WHAT?” Kim looked around getting down on her knees untying Peter to get him down too, but it worked more that she untied him and he just kinda fell on his face.
“HAVEN’T YOU SEEN CARIE?” Cat wailed
“OH SHIT!” Kim covered Peter with her body and covered her head with her hands
Lauren stared at her blood stained hand.
‘How dare he…” she thought
She levitated herself of the ground her demon wings growing to full size.
The blood dripped onto Kim’s hand. She brought the hand to her face
‘Wait a minute…
Lauren proceeded to levitate every pitchfork off the ground and send the hurtling toward the people.
“Lauren WAIT!” Kim yelled
Lauren paused the pitchforks just as they were about to hit their mark.
“IT'S HAWAIIAN PUNCH!”
Lauren licked her hand and tasted the delicious tropical fruity-ness that is Hawaiian punch.
The boy quivered and said, “My mom says you should offer company a drink it’s just nice manners.”
She let the pitchforks drop and slowly decended to the ground, wings shrinking
“Well while they’re all in one place. Sanctuary Slumber!” Kim Rung her bells and the whole of the community fell into a deep slumber.
“When they wake up they won’t remember a thing.” With that they carried Peter out to the car. After resenstating his rainbow belt and ear ring he was fine.
“Wait…where’s his family?” Catherine asked
With that the silence was shattered by the sound of Mrs. Reitz yelling.
“HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FAMILY HOSTAGE! WHERE’S MY SON?”
With that the door of the house a few feet from the barn was shattered by the body of an Amish man. Then Mrs. Reitz came stepping on debris bashing the man with her cane.
“YOU AWEFUL MAN WHERE’S MY SON?”
“Honey you shouldn’t overexert yourself” Mr. Reitz sad trying to assist the man.
“THESE MEN TAKE MY BABY AND YOU WANT ME TO JUST DO NOTHING?”
“Now honey..”
“Mama!” Peter yells
“Peter!” She runs over to him and hugs the living daylight out of him
“Mama where’s Josh?”
“Well…he’s still tied up…”
“I believe it.” Kim says murmuring going into the house and untying a boy that still has the look of a man at the bar drowning his sorrows after his wife left him
“Well that’s everyone.” Cat says
“Let’s go.” Lauren says
“Oh not in my car sweetie” Kim says
“What?” Lauren says with a glare
“You’re riding in the back of Peter’s truck! You’re not getting in my car smelling like a snowcone.”
With that the long ride home began for everyone
THE END
A charcoal black Nissan pulls up near a barn.
“God knows it was painfully long enough” Lum
“No we’re skipping that and I’ll get to it later” Kim
And three ladies stepped out. Each one screams elegance, strength and hidden purpose. The tallest one opens the trunk and distributes a pack to each of them. They silently run the stretch of land to the barn. Slowly they pull the door open. The room’s only light radiated from the moon framed in a high window near the hey loft. The sliver orb threw a spotlight on a sole figure chained to a butter churn.
“Peter!” The three girls cried running to him. As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with torches.
“ As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with torches. What about it?” Kim
“Torches? In a barn full of hey?” Lum
“Well I doubt they are aquianted with the evils of a flashlight, they’re Amish!” Kim
“You ever hear of a Lantern?” Lum
“Like I said~
As they reached the boy the room as ablaze with lanterms. The four where surrounded by what seemed to be a community of Amish brandishing pitchforks people dressed in gray, white, and black.
“No…color…so…plain…”Peter murmured
“Peter-” Catherine reached out to him
“Stop right there!” The oldest of Community yells, pulling a cross from under his shirt. The woman to his left splashes holy water at the girls.
“Do they think we’re Vampires?” Kim whispers to Lauren
“Silence! We need not hear your witches tounge!” A woman with a small child yells covering his ears.
“Aye! You must be in league with this Wizard! The one that took the rainbow down from the sky and wears it to keep his britches up!” A man with a Bible says.
The pitchfork circle tightens a little. Lauren still having her wits about her reaches into the pack and pulls out a small spork with little roses painted on it. Waving it high into the air she cries, “Wicked Rose Power!”
“Can I get a bloody break Sailor Moon has made a come back to Cartoon Network in case you didn’t know!” Kim
“REALLY!?! What time?” Cat
“Um…3:30…4:00 maybe...Hamtaro comes on right after it, cute show-“Kim
“COULD WE PLEASE KEEP GOING!” Lum
“Yeah so anyway-“
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Blossom!
“Understood!”
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Black Lotus!
“Oh come on cut me a break”
“Fine”
Attired in black pumps, black mini skirt, Red ribbon in her hair, another around her waist and black peasant shirt with little demon wings in the back she does look like a witch!
“Hey I could have dressed you like Evila.”
“Carrying on!’
“Thorn Judgment!”
With that she undoes the ribbon around her waist and uses it as a whip sending thorns flying to the ground in front of the feet of the enemy.
“Any time now you guys can help!” Lauren yells.
“Right!”
Kim pulls out a spork with silver crosses on it. With a swift wave and “Sanctuary Strength!”
With that a time stops and she is surrounded by a white light. In her background there are white feathers. Soon the light wraps around her and forms wings that surround her completely when they open they reveal Cross Wings!
“Hey hey! It’s 9 at night and I’m low on creativity okay! Like I said cut me some slack!”
Her outfit consists of white lace up knee high combat boots, a white mini skirt, White choker with a cross, silver bells at the wrists of a white peasant shirt with little angel wings in the back.
Catherine pulls out a glass spork yelling “Glass Globe!”
Time pauses once more and Catherine is engulfed in sparkles. Her background is a mirror as the sparkles consume her the mirror shatters and the Glass Guardian is presented
The ensemble consisted of a clear heels, a silk skirt with a glittery screen of fabric on the outside, pouches hung from her and a see though peasant shirt with pixie wings with strap shirt under.
“OH COME ON!”Kim
“Ok ok…”Cat
With that the fight began. "Relflection!Cat poured glass particles from her pouches drving the Amish into a panic of sneezing and itching.
“Come back here!!” Lauren yelled at a little Amish boy that had been goggleing at her during transformation.
“Lauren don’t kill him!” Cat threw glass dust at her sister freezing her in mid leap. The Amish boy ran away screaming.
Kim rang her bells deafening the Amish men forcing them to drop there pitchforks. Lauren was let down just as the Amish boy can running back with a bucket of pig’s blood. He threw it at Lauren covering from head to toe.
“HIT THE DIRT!!” Cat screamed rolling into the fetal position.
“WHAT? WHAT?” Kim looked around getting down on her knees untying Peter to get him down too, but it worked more that she untied him and he just kinda fell on his face.
“HAVEN’T YOU SEEN CARIE?” Cat wailed
“OH SHIT!” Kim covered Peter with her body and covered her head with her hands
Lauren stared at her blood stained hand.
‘How dare he…” she thought
She levitated herself of the ground her demon wings growing to full size.
The blood dripped onto Kim’s hand. She brought the hand to her face
‘Wait a minute…
Lauren proceeded to levitate every pitchfork off the ground and send the hurtling toward the people.
“Lauren WAIT!” Kim yelled
Lauren paused the pitchforks just as they were about to hit their mark.
“IT'S HAWAIIAN PUNCH!”
Lauren licked her hand and tasted the delicious tropical fruity-ness that is Hawaiian punch.
The boy quivered and said, “My mom says you should offer company a drink it’s just nice manners.”
She let the pitchforks drop and slowly decended to the ground, wings shrinking
“Well while they’re all in one place. Sanctuary Slumber!” Kim Rung her bells and the whole of the community fell into a deep slumber.
“When they wake up they won’t remember a thing.” With that they carried Peter out to the car. After resenstating his rainbow belt and ear ring he was fine.
“Wait…where’s his family?” Catherine asked
With that the silence was shattered by the sound of Mrs. Reitz yelling.
“HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FAMILY HOSTAGE! WHERE’S MY SON?”
With that the door of the house a few feet from the barn was shattered by the body of an Amish man. Then Mrs. Reitz came stepping on debris bashing the man with her cane.
“YOU AWEFUL MAN WHERE’S MY SON?”
“Honey you shouldn’t overexert yourself” Mr. Reitz sad trying to assist the man.
“THESE MEN TAKE MY BABY AND YOU WANT ME TO JUST DO NOTHING?”
“Now honey..”
“Mama!” Peter yells
“Peter!” She runs over to him and hugs the living daylight out of him
“Mama where’s Josh?”
“Well…he’s still tied up…”
“I believe it.” Kim says murmuring going into the house and untying a boy that still has the look of a man at the bar drowning his sorrows after his wife left him
“Well that’s everyone.” Cat says
“Let’s go.” Lauren says
“Oh not in my car sweetie” Kim says
“What?” Lauren says with a glare
“You’re riding in the back of Peter’s truck! You’re not getting in my car smelling like a snowcone.”
With that the long ride home began for everyone
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